dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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