do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
