Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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