hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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