i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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