He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
so much tequila, so little girl.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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