dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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