Small penises have feelings too.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Please don't give away my fajitas
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