Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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