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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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