Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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