i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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