i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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