it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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