D3 body, D1 cock
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Randomize
