Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My dick has a subreddit
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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