I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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