Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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