no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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