My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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