I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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