real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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