Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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