Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Who wears a wallet chain?!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Randomize
