Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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