I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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