looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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