somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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