the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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