Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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