This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
