I've blown a few things in my day
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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