video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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