DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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