But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You left your phone here
Wait...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
