She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My feet surprised me
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
