I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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