I am puke
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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