she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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