Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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