escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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