In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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