Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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