handjob tips. give me some.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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