After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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