Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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