There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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