Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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