Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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