Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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