If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He passed out mid-signature
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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